Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Tyrese Haliburton's Calf Injury Worries NBA Fans as Pacers Lose G5, Face Elimination - Bleacher Report
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
10 candidates who could fill the Dallas Stars’ head coaching vacancy - Dallas News
Everyone loved it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Scientists discover the oldest representations of the Milky Way in Ancient Egyptian art. - Farmingdale Observer
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
ABBA’s Björn Ulvaeus Reveals He’s Writing a New Musical With AI: ‘It’s Fantastic’ and ‘Such a Great Tool’ - Variety
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Fever received 'good news' after Sophie Cunningham's injury, but will she play in next game? - IndyStar
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
If I want to grow muscles, is taking creatine a must or can I take whey protein only?
No way
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Sed autem voluptatibus minima impedit officia ipsa.
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hello, I have a question about astral projection. I started to get interested in this a little while after my mum passed in april. I thought I may be able to see her and speak with her if I managed to achieve astral projection. Since this interest, every time i sleep on my back I go into sleep paralysis. However, I cant progress into astral projection because it is very scary for me as I feel like I'm suffocating when this happens. I panic and force myself to wake up. This only ever happened about once a year before this. It sometimes lasts a long time. This has happened about 3 times per week since my mum died, as mentioned on a previous post. I no longer try to go into it anymore(due to the suffocating feeling), but it still happens. I read that sleep paralysis is the pathway to astral projection. Why has this started to happen so frequently since simply taking an interest in it? Is this connected to the afterlife? I am concerned about it as I now cannot seem to stop this happening. Could it be my mum trying to communicate? Im asking due to more knowledge around this in this group.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
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